When Can I Start Eating Hard Cheeses Again, Doctor?

Never. You're lactose intolerant.

That's right my friends, I was tested today. Crohn's has taken my salads, fruits, and veggies, and now it's taken my hard cheeses.

I haven't felt this emotionally distressed since the Crohn's diagnosis itself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJxMK0RED8M