-Fucking quiche.
-Chai tea latte with sooooyyyyyyy
-Various chicken and rice or chicken and pasta dishes
-Grilled and baked fish
-Sttteeeeeaaaakkkkkkk (I've actually always been able to cook steak, but I've recently advanced to the more sophisticated method of searing then baking the steak as opposed to grilling it)
-Rice krispie treats, bitches
-Red velvet cake
-Ricotta pie (though sadly I cannot eat it)
-Cookies n shit
-Casseroles
-Vegetable stir fry (with oodles of soy sau)
-Pancakes and biscuits
-Creme brulee
-French toast, waffles
-Muffins!
-Deliiiiiiiiicious breakfast sandwiches
Look, I'll be honest, breakfast is my specialty. Probably because it's easy. Also because it's the best.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Business Trip
Though the past couple of days have been an exception, here is my normal routine. This should explain why I have nothing to post about ever:
8: Take pill pills, go for a walk
9: Breakfast: Quiche, fruit, chai tea lattttteeeeeee
9:30: I'm on my grind. Working from my home office (my bed)
1: Lunch time: Meat sandwich, veggie, fruit
1:30: I'm back on my grind. If I'm lucky, I get to skype with my lovely Anit.
4: Pill pills
5: Time to soak my asshole at the pool/hot tub.
6:30: Dinner: Meat, veggie, starch
7: Stare glassy eyed at television.
8: Pill pills
9: Wander around apartment. Make chai tea latte. Have fruit maybe
10: Practice personal hygiene.
11: Wander around the apartment. Waiting for Anita to wake up and talk to me
12: ANIT!!! And pill pills.
1:30: Sleep
Fascinating, I know.
8: Take pill pills, go for a walk
9: Breakfast: Quiche, fruit, chai tea lattttteeeeeee
9:30: I'm on my grind. Working from my home office (my bed)
1: Lunch time: Meat sandwich, veggie, fruit
1:30: I'm back on my grind. If I'm lucky, I get to skype with my lovely Anit.
4: Pill pills
5: Time to soak my asshole at the pool/hot tub.
6:30: Dinner: Meat, veggie, starch
7: Stare glassy eyed at television.
8: Pill pills
9: Wander around apartment. Make chai tea latte. Have fruit maybe
10: Practice personal hygiene.
11: Wander around the apartment. Waiting for Anita to wake up and talk to me
12: ANIT!!! And pill pills.
1:30: Sleep
Fascinating, I know.
ASHUNS.
Here is my ASHUNS story.
I was going to perform my daily soak in the hot tub at my apartment complex. When I got there, I spotted six ASHUNS, whom I later learned to be of the Chinese persuasion. There were three ASHUN male youths, their ASHUN parents, and their ASHUN grandmother. I laid down on a lounge chair and began to tan. After a while, I noticed that, though no one had entered or left the pool area, the ASHUNS had begun to multiply. More and more little ASHUN heads kept popping out of the water, until they maxed out at thirteen ASHUNS. I still don't know how they did it.
Anyway, I finished my tanning and got into the hot tub with the three ASHUN male youths and their ASHUN grandmother. The grandmother was wearing a striped sweater-material short sleeved shirt in the hot tub. She got up to leave the hot tub and said to her grandchildren, in English, "This my new swimsuit. You like it?" (to be read with an Asian accent). She got out of the hot tub and was wearing something that looks like this: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=lace+under+shorts&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1112&bih=693&tbm=isch&tbnid=0fGvL2Gxt9apuM:&imgrefurl=http://happycait.blog.com/2011/04/06/super-deal/&docid=UEfvqq5zrDa8qM&w=312&h=387&ei=LUoqToKQOYfh0QHI8o3RCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=530&page=6&tbnh=174&tbnw=140&start=86&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:86&tx=84&ty=37.
I. Saw. Everything. And her grandchildren were eye level with all of it. They didn't flinch though, very composed.
I was going to perform my daily soak in the hot tub at my apartment complex. When I got there, I spotted six ASHUNS, whom I later learned to be of the Chinese persuasion. There were three ASHUN male youths, their ASHUN parents, and their ASHUN grandmother. I laid down on a lounge chair and began to tan. After a while, I noticed that, though no one had entered or left the pool area, the ASHUNS had begun to multiply. More and more little ASHUN heads kept popping out of the water, until they maxed out at thirteen ASHUNS. I still don't know how they did it.
Anyway, I finished my tanning and got into the hot tub with the three ASHUN male youths and their ASHUN grandmother. The grandmother was wearing a striped sweater-material short sleeved shirt in the hot tub. She got up to leave the hot tub and said to her grandchildren, in English, "This my new swimsuit. You like it?" (to be read with an Asian accent). She got out of the hot tub and was wearing something that looks like this: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=lace+under+shorts&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1112&bih=693&tbm=isch&tbnid=0fGvL2Gxt9apuM:&imgrefurl=http://happycait.blog.com/2011/04/06/super-deal/&docid=UEfvqq5zrDa8qM&w=312&h=387&ei=LUoqToKQOYfh0QHI8o3RCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=530&page=6&tbnh=174&tbnw=140&start=86&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:86&tx=84&ty=37.
I. Saw. Everything. And her grandchildren were eye level with all of it. They didn't flinch though, very composed.
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