ASHUNS.

Here is my ASHUNS story.

I was going to perform my daily soak in the hot tub at my apartment complex. When I got there, I spotted six ASHUNS, whom I later learned to be of the Chinese persuasion. There were three ASHUN male youths, their ASHUN parents, and their ASHUN grandmother. I laid down on a lounge chair and began to tan. After a while, I noticed that, though no one had entered or left the pool area, the ASHUNS had begun to multiply. More and more little ASHUN heads kept popping out of the water, until they maxed out at thirteen ASHUNS. I still don't know how they did it.

Anyway, I finished my tanning and got into the hot tub with the three ASHUN male youths and their ASHUN grandmother. The grandmother was wearing a striped sweater-material short sleeved shirt in the hot tub. She got up to leave the hot tub and said to her grandchildren, in English, "This my new swimsuit. You like it?" (to be read with an Asian accent). She got out of the hot tub and was wearing something that looks like this: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=lace+under+shorts&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1112&bih=693&tbm=isch&tbnid=0fGvL2Gxt9apuM:&imgrefurl=http://happycait.blog.com/2011/04/06/super-deal/&docid=UEfvqq5zrDa8qM&w=312&h=387&ei=LUoqToKQOYfh0QHI8o3RCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=530&page=6&tbnh=174&tbnw=140&start=86&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:86&tx=84&ty=37.

I. Saw. Everything. And her grandchildren were eye level with all of it. They didn't flinch though, very composed.